JOKE OF THE DAY ( LIE DETECTOR ROBOT)

Lie detector robot

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. The man says to his son, “Son, where were you today during school hours?” The son says, “At school.” The robot slaps the son. The son says, “Okay. I went to the movies.” The dad asks, “Which one?” The son answers, “Toy Story.” The robot slaps the son. The son says, “Okay. It was the one with a porn-star.” The dad says, “WHAT? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porn was!” The robot slaps the dad. The mom says, “HA! After all he’s your son.” The robot slaps the mom.